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Things you say at Thanksgiving...
gatekeeper:
1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It’s Cool Whip Time! 4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst. 5. Whew, that’s one terrific spread! 6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready to have a go at seconds yet? 8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some. 10. Don’t play...
New Facts
justbesplendid:
m-altruism:
1. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
2. A crocodile can’t stick its tongue out.
3. A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and no one knows why.
4. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
5. It is physically impossible for pigs...
